


“Life is like a cobweb, not an organization chart.” – Ross PerotĪdulting isn’t easy, and it only seems to get harder as the years go by.“In the book of life, the answers aren’t in the back.” – Charles Schulz.Smile while you still have teeth.” – Anonymous “When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.” – Saul Bellow.“My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.” – Woody Allen.“Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.” – Anthony Burgess.After all, it kills you.” – Katharine Hepburn “I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka and have a party.” Ron White.“If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner.” – Tallulah Bankhead.You will never get out of it alive.” – Elbert Hubbard What could we possibly say about life that hasn’t already been said before? Well, as it turns out, these people had some pretty insightful (and, let’s face it, hilarious) observations to make! Check out these funny sayings! Here’s a list of 70 funny sayings, expressions, and quotes on life, love, and everything from celebrities like Katherine Hepburn, H.G. One of the best ways to cheer yourself up is to read about how other people have dealt with similar situations.
